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1 28508 5880 Nudists are people who wear one-button suits. 20170913
2 63713 3865 but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman. 20171009
3 63713 3999 If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will. 20170502
4 63713 6436 Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address. 20170926
5 82998 4470 Help a swallow land at Capistrano. 20171022
6 82998 6186 Good day to let down old friends who need help. 20170921
7 82998 7364 Among economists, the real world is often a special case. 20170320
8 31811 8542 -- Herbert Prochnow 20171203
9 31811 4387 The Pig, if I am not mistaken, 20180106
10 61201 9621 responsibility at the other. 20180418
11 61201 1750 A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those 20180219
12 97207 1143 SQL Symphony Concert 20170322
13 97207 1143 SQL Symphony Concert 20180226
14 15165 811 Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner. 20180116
15 86208 1581 "You'll never be the man your mother was!" 20170604
16 86208 8785 -- Lewis Carroll 20170301
17 35267 1978 the continuing viability of Fortran. 20170917
18 35267 89 Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain 20170904
19 35267 4464 POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE! 20170820
20 41421 3799 And everywhere this language went, 20171206
21 33856 9325 -- Macy's 20170830
22 84575 7454 Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else. 20170923
23 84575 8442 A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. 20171102
24 82799 5313 Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of 20170513
25 82799 315 Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today! 20180214
26 82799 5963 meant to be discarded: That the whole point is to always see it as a 20170425
27 96790 2506 Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a 20180421
28 66493 816 Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he 20171211
29 46263 9167 Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. 20170417
30 46263 2559 USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him. 20170117
31 46263 8995 -- Charlie McCarthy 20170819
32 98744 1097 asked the father of his little son. 20170818
33 98744 3826 FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when 20171018
34 54263 1581 Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also 20170822
35 54263 4837 Real Programmers don't document. Documentation is for simps who can't read the 20170612
36 54263 2270 Gives us ham and pork and Bacon. 20180216
37 62764 1925 other. 20171121
38 62764 2993 if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" 20171014
39 54206 2924 out of a divorce. 20170830
40 54206 346 Avoid reality at all costs. 20171123
41 54206 232 Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps. 20170118
42 63126 1600 If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens 20170427
43 16725 9035 ends. 20170225
44 16725 4029 Now, GC, for the nonce, 20171128
45 16725 4652 An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. 20170823
46 34615 1087 Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall. 20170822
47 10007 6447 Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic 20170925
48 10007 4273 Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings. 20171017
49 58408 9103 Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a 20170211
50 44542 8416 bread. 20180411
51 44542 587 analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses. 20170707
52 25224 5089 -- W. C. Fields 20170810
53 96520 8784 Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad 20171218
54 96520 6658 In a five year period we can get one superb programming language. Only 20180224
55 96520 7676 As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not 20170921
56 65564 4681 Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving 20171112
57 65564 7272 Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in 20170624
58 65564 1194 "All flesh is grass" 20170508
59 33355 9288 How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? 20180417
60 33355 1973 He sure is a fun god 20171205
61 41899 2953 -- F. P. Jones 20170608
62 41899 7130 The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier. 20171209
63 41899 7401 Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and 20180423
64 84695 9007 The one who has the gold makes the rules. 20170302
65 84695 4448 What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn? 20171222
66 14087 8418 Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends 20171203
67 14087 8342 Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time. 20170118
68 14087 811 Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest. 20180404
69 44789 8316 I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. 20180310
70 44789 3382 There was a young lady from Hyde 20170108
71 44789 8883 price went up. The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW" 20170812
72 43673 8522 thing he tells you. 20170520
73 43673 4354 There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be 20170130
74 43673 8559 America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism 20170530
75 10252 6595 The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because 20170608
76 10252 8306 Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift? 20171004
77 10252 5415 to decadence without touching civilization. 20180116
78 13861 3750 Let Einstein be!" restored the status quo. 20171114
79 36487 786 How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? 20170714
80 96956 341 nails. 20170901
81 96956 2659 Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down 20170804
82 96956 7995 If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will. 20170807
83 13759 8063 Vote anarchist 20170114
84 74158 7297 -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd. 20170520
85 59453 9624 When told this was so, 20170420
86 59453 1396 Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night, 20170617
87 59453 2195 once. 20170923
88 21408 5468 Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder 20170209
89 21408 5925 Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. 20170203
90 21408 8773 climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the 20171126
91 95437 2241 it wasn't worth doing. 20170726
92 95437 6503 hour!" 20171029
93 57234 6653 If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you 20170506
94 57234 8629 Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. 20170717
95 61749 7258 You might as well live. 20180109
96 61749 2755 And drugs cause cramp. 20171221
97 94461 9122 A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is 20170408
98 30078 7245 Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too 20170403
99 30078 4687 described with pictures. 20170328
100 65870 3734 There once was a girl named Irene 20170410
101 98581 2809 You patch a bug, and dump it again: 20170710
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